Because I am an idiot, I ignored the rain forecast last night, and got savagely drenched on the way home. So this morning I had to change my pants & wear my Vans jeans for only the 4th day since…sometime in September. They have a button fly, which I never really had before. It is a pain in the ass. So every time I have to piss—which, you know, a lot: I drink a gallon of...